Letterman’s Top 10 for Monday, August 27, 2012

Top Ten Fresco Restorer Excuses

10. “Should have used a Sharpie.”

9. “It was supposed to look like who?”

8. “Hey, don’t worry, that’s just the primer.”

7. “Still looks better than Christ’s driver’s license photo.”

6. “I was counting on a miracle.”

5. “If you squint — nope, still looks like a monkey.”

4. “At least I wasn’t skinny dipping in the Sea of Galilee.”

3. “Uh…hiccups?”

2. “You’ve been ‘fresco’d’!”

1. “It can’t be that bad — everyone who sees it says, ‘Jesus Christ’!”

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