10. “Do you work here by choice?”
9. “Are there any employees who aren’t creepy and suspicious?”
8. “Which one of you is Alan Bin Kalter?”
7. “Why all the standing water?”
6. “Can we get some coffee without whiskey?”
5. “Will we get a chance to meet Jay?”
4. “Have you seen my wallet?”
3. “Who’s gonna frisk Letterman’s hair piece?”
2. “What’s so funny about the President having a mustache?”
1. “Kennedy Center Honors — Really?”