Letterman’s Top 10 Tuesday, September 18, 2012: Characteristics of the Newly Discovered Monkey

10. 50% more monkey-y

9. Surprisingly heavy Swedish accent

8. Hates bananas; Loves “Bonanza”

7. Lush coat made from stain-resistant nano-tex fabric

6. Great with faces, bad with names

5. Annoyingly eats pizza with a knife and fork

4. Boasts a faster chip and a 4G LTE Wi-Fi

3. Drives stick

2. Suffers from seasonal monkey allergies

1. Swings both ways

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