10. “Do you have a bazillion dollars or a gazillion dollars?”
9. “Where have you hidden Paul Ryan?”
8. “What part of the campaign have you pretended to like most?”
7. “If elected, will you please overturn healthy school lunches?”
6. “What’s your favorite animal to strap to the roof of your car?”
5. “Why single out PBS for cuts when it’s only 0.017% of our $4 trillion federal budget?” (Wonky kid)
4. “Should I keep my allowance money in the Cayman Islands?”
3. “What’s your position on Angry Birds?”
2. “If you become President, will we all get dancing horses?”
1. “Can I refuse to release my report card?”
