10. Fire starter’s pistol to begin debate; is whisked away by security service
9. Opens event by saying, “Everyone knows elections are a sham”
8. Pronounces the name ‘Rombley’
7. Moderates debate via speakerphone; greets candidates with “Hello, Angels”
6. Keeps asking Mitt if he’d like to concede
5. Barely stops clipping his fingernails to ask a question
4. Performs Sade song parody, “Smooth Moderator”
3. Every question is about canker sores
2. He’s flanked by his “goddesses”
1. Refers to candidates as ‘the Mormon’ and ‘the Kenyan’
