10. “Too much White House beer”
9. “It was my first time using a camera phone”
8. “Figured it was legal in Kentucky”
7. “I make it a rule never to discuss politics”
6. “When I talk about gays and Jews, it’s supposed to be off-the-record”
5. “Thought it was my leg”
4. “Asked myself, ‘What would the Taliban do?'”
3. “Misunderstood the word ‘election'”
2. “It’s not like I put my dog in the car and my wife on the roof” (video of Mitt Romney with dog of roof)
1. “She knew I had wooden teeth”