10. “Is there a janitor in the house?”
9. “Not my worst review”
8. “I’ve never been a fan of audience participation”
7. “I was hoping for a standing ovation, instead I got projectile vomiting”
6. “Who says the golden age of theater is dead?”
5. “You gotta be kidding me — right before my big vomiting scene?”
4. “I’ll never complain about a cell phone ringing again”
3. “Up till now, I’ve never elicited more than a loud belch”
2. “What is this, the Ed Sullivan Theater?”
1. “Guess I’m not the only one who’s drunk”
