10. Buckle on pilgrim hat symbolized era when pants were worn on head
9. When Thanksgiving aficionado Ernest Borgnine died, his family had him stuffed turkey-style
8. The Native American word for “gravy” translates literally as “meat goo”
7. 37% of turkeys eat human on Thanksgiving
6. After Thanksgiving, the busiest travel day is Elvis Presley’s birthday
5. Plymouth Rock had a secret compartment where the pilgrims hid their house keys
4. The 2nd Thanksgiving was held at a Shoney’s in Chester, Virginia
3. 85% of Thanksgiving dinners end in a fistfight
2. This year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on NBC is a rerun
1. No matter how awkward your family’s holiday, things will be worse at the Petraeus house
