RLGR’s Top 10 Reasons Arizona Should/Should Not Secede from the Union

10. Should not because we’d have to rename the Cardinals and Diamondbacks. Wait, what leagues would they play in?

9. Should not for a TV ad aimed at the Justice Department: “Can you still hear me now?”

8. Should, so delegates wouldn’t have to go to nominating conventions and wear those silly hats.

7. Should not to prevent Utah from becoming a border state.

6. Should, because liberals view Arizona as a foreign country anyway.

5. Should: Taxes, what taxes?

4. Should: President Brewer

3. Should not as all those public officials wouldn’t get the free trips to Washington.

2. Maybe. Not sure we want to be part of a popular movement.

1. Should, just for the photo op of Brewer giving Obama the “Bronx salute” on an airport tarmac.

 

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