10. “It’s a Wonderful Life for the Wealthiest 1%”
9. “Manicure on 34th Street”
8. “Frisky, the Oversexed Snowman”
7. “The Lindsay Who Stole Christmas and a Diamond Necklace”
6. “When Elves Attack”
5. “Donald Trump Raises Questions About Santa”
4. “Christmas In Denial with Mitt Romney”
3. “‘Twas the Night Before the Mayan Apocalypse”
2. “Nick the Red-Nosed Nolte”
1. “David Petraeus’ Nutcracker”