Letterman’s Top Ten Mayan Excuses


9. “Margin of error is plus-or-minus 5000 years”

8. “Mayan word for ‘apocalypse’ very similar to Mayan word for ‘apple crisp'”

7. “Well, no apocalypse prediction — no sweet, pre-apocalypse sex”

6. “Uh, leap year?”

5. “Intern hit ‘Send’ before double-checking”

4. “Didn’t the world end when Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up?”

3. “Apoca-whoops”

2. “Well, it was pretty cold and snowy there for a few minutes, so we were kind of right”

1. “Just trying to get out of Christmas with the in-laws”

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