By E.J. Montini
You know how after smoking a joint you sometimes repeat a conversation that you just had and you don’t even realize you did it until some dude tells you, “Bro, you said that same thing, like, two minutes ago?”
Of course you don’t.
Because you’ve told your kids that you never smoked marijuana, or maybe that you were in a dorm room once where a doobie was being passed around, and you may have put it to your lips, but (like former President Bill Clinton) you didn’t inhale.
Maybe your children even bought it.
That’s not the point. The point is that in a sadly ironic twist Arizona officials are playing the part of weed-smoking stoners, rehashing an argument that has been resolved more than once and is, or should be, over.