10. Do you have any prior experience sitting?
9. Do you mind being addressed as, “Hey, seat filler”?
8. Can you sit down without going “Ahhhh” and unbuttoning your pants?”
7. Any Botox allergies?
6. Please list other things you’ve filled
5. Do you sort of look like you could be famous?
4. Where do you see yourself sitting in five years?
3. Can you pretend to have fun?
2. Do you promise not to touch George Clooney?
1. Any history of ass cramps
Dozens of constituents gathered this morning in the Scottsdale office of Rose Law Group to hear from: Maricopa County Supervisors Mark Stewart, Thomas Galvin, Kate
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By Ken Sain | Chandler Arizonan The City of Chandler is moving forward with a second redevelopment project of its public housing inventory. The Haven on Hamilton will be about 250 units of public housing that will
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By Rose Law Group Attorney Samantha DeMoss HB2297, also known as the “Adaptive Reuse Law” is the culmination of an ongoing bipartisan effort from the
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Founder and President of Rose Law Group Jordan Rose, who represents many data center developers says, “A change in the zoning interpretation of where a date center can locate may
Led by Vice Chairman Thomas Galvin, the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors has extended an existing agreement with Mesa Public Schools and invested an additional
“Including a termination fee in a merger agreement is definitely beneficial, but in this particular case, it will likely lead to significant complexities and challenges
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