10. “Don’t you think it’s time we consummate this thing?”
9. “I’ve been thinking about something you said 75 years ago”
8. “Where are my pills?”
7. “You’re wearing my teeth again”
6. “I said, ‘Where are my pills?'”
5. “Let’s not divorce until the great-grandkids leave for college”
4. “It’s time we start planning for retirement”
3. “I’m sorry I cheated on you with Herbert Hoover”
2. “It’s been more than four hours, we better call the doctor”
1. “What the hell are you doing in my half of the house?”
