10. “7 a.m. start time conflicts with my yoga”
9. “Tool belts make my ass look fat”
8. “People see me in a hard hat and think it’s okay to throw stuff at my head”
7. “Battling rats with my nail gun”
6. “When I work at high altitude, the tools talk to me”
5. “You finish a skyscraper at 1800 Broadway; turns out it was supposed to be at 1900 Broadway”
4. “Learning that one of your favorite traffic cones was run over”
3. “Showoffs with all ten fingers”
2. “Having to shut down a construction site to read ten lame jokes”
1. “Co-workers who giggle at the word ‘caulk'”
