Letterman’s Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Attempting to Live to 150

10. “Do I want to put off my retirement until I’m 138?”

9. “Am I that desperate to see ‘Die Hard 30’?”

8. “Is 150 really ‘the new 140?'”

7. “Can I keep this a secret from my wife?”

Top 106. “Can I get back the deposit on my own cemetery plot?”

5. “Will I have enough Viagra?”

4. “Do I mind outliving the planet?”

3. “How many colonoscopies is too many colonoscopies?”

2. “Will I end up looking like Larry King?”

1. “An extra half-century of incontinence? What’s the catch?”

 

 

 

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