10. “Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right…”
9. “You call this jogging?”
8. “Talking to your shoes–nice life you’ve carved out for yourself”
7. “Can you introduce me to your sister’s pumps?”
6. “I’d like to talk with you about a reverse mortgage”
5. “Surely you see the irony of a lazy slob wearing athletic shoes”
4. “I found your glasses”
3. “You’re no Dr. Scholl”
2. “Who’s stupid enough to buy talking shoes?”
1. “You’re crushing me, fat ass”
By Philip Haldiman | Daily Independent Halo Vista, whose developers envision as a “city within a city” that establishes a hub for science and innovation
By Tuscon.com The University of Arizona will undertake a $250 million project of building a new 19-story student dormitory on the northwest corner of Speedway
By Arizona Agenda During an uncharacteristically gloomy afternoon at the Arizona Capitol this week, House Speaker Steve Montenegro battled gusts of wind that sent his
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By Philip Haldiman | Daily Independent Halo Vista, whose developers envision as a “city within a city” that establishes a hub for science and innovation
By Tuscon.com The University of Arizona will undertake a $250 million project of building a new 19-story student dormitory on the northwest corner of Speedway
By Arizona Agenda During an uncharacteristically gloomy afternoon at the Arizona Capitol this week, House Speaker Steve Montenegro battled gusts of wind that sent his