Rose Law Group Reporter Gripe of the Week
A new survey released this week shows more than eight in 10 employed Americans are stressed out by at least one thing about their jobs.
Ya, ya, ya, so you’ve got a tough job or boss. Try mine on for size.
I have to come up with a gripe to publish every week. It ain’t easy, Holmes.
It’s not a matter of there being a scarcity of things to crab about; it’s a case of choosing the best one from the thousands that are submitted, along with my own notions about what’s wrong with this world. Here are samples of some of the gripes that have come in this week:
- Ann Coulter should be tarred and feathered for joking that Megan McCain should be murdered to bring greater attention to gun legislation.
- Halftime interviews with coaches are a total waste of time.
- I can’t believe everything advertised on infomercials is always $19.95.
- Global warming is total fiction.
- What’s this 140-character limit crap?
- Who says we should not use the term “illegal immigrant?”
- How many times must the waiter come to your table and ask, “How we doin’?”
- If the anchors on the coverage of the Jodi Arias trial break in and say, “We’re going to pause, but you won’t miss a thing,” I’m going to throw a gas can at the TV.
- If we legalize marijuana, half the nation will become heroin addicts.
- It soon will be hot enough to fry an egg on the top of a bald man’s head.
As I write this, Jordan Rose, my boss, is pushing me to finish up. She makes me sweat.
So, to meet her deadline, her pressure is my gripe of the week.
