Letterman’s Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Traveling with Your Monkey

Top 1010. “When was my last tetanus shot?”

9. “Would it be easier to FedEx the monkey?”

8. “Why didn’t I think of this sooner?”

7. “Should I take my monkey out of school for this?”

6. “Are we visiting countries that consider monkey a delicacy?”

5. “Isn’t this the premise of every disease-outbreak movie?”

4. “Will other travelers mind the smell of monkey?”

3. “Should my monkey and I just take a staycation?”

2. “Do I have my monkey’s allergy medicine?”

1. “Germany is welcoming to monkeys, right?”

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