10. Your nickname is Mr. Groin Pull
9. Your helmet is on backwards
8. It takes you 45 minutes to do a sit-up
7. You always forget if it’s “punt” or “bunt”
6. You were just traded for a tackling dummy
5. You tear a rotator cuff playing Madden NFL 25
4. You prefer to stop runners by reasoning with them
3. Your tattoo reads “#1 Belieber”
2. The Hall of Fame rarely inducts the equipment managers
1. You spend most of the game with your hands under the center, but you aren’t the quarterback
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