10. “I guess the Waffle House was booked”
9. “I said I wanted to get married at Disney”
8. “You think this is bad – they’re having their honeymoon at Sleepy’s”
7. “You may now exchange onion rings”
6. “By the power vested in me, the assistant manager, Keith…”
5. “I’d like to read a passage from appetizers”
4. “You got them a deep fryer? I got them a deep fryer!”
3. “We’re registered at Jenny Craig”
2. “The waiter’s in the kitchen giving the maid of honor a sausage slam”
1. “You may now Heimlich the bride”
