10. “What’s everyone staring at?”
9. “You can go faster, it’s not like I’m a week old”
8. “Grip it and rip it, dude”
7. “Ah, this is just the vacation I needed”
6. “Next week: solid food and slalom”
5. “I’m getting too old for this crap”
4. “Takes my mind completely off teething”
3. “Isn’t this what Cheney did to people?”
2. “If I were old enough to talk, I’d say, ‘Aggghhhh!'”
1. “I could really go for a cigarette”