10. You haven’t lived until you’ve eaten rehydrated beef brisket
9. Get to visit exotic places, like Trenton, New Jersey
8. No can opener? Just run over the can with a tank
7. Sir, you’re never unsure how to begin and end a sentence, Sir
6. Cutting-edge technology, like our machine that controls the weather
5. I really, really, really enjoy push-ups
4. In an Apache helicopter, you tend to have the right-of-way
3. Always have an answer when someone says, “You and whose army?”
2. Camouflage brings out my eyes
1. Working among the most talented men and women this country has to offer, and the free haircut
