10. “Gotta call you back, Garfunkel looks pissed”
9. “He’s even more Garfunkel-y in person”
8. “I told you we should’ve gone to see Oates”
7. “Yeah, my tickets were free too”
6. “You know what would make this concert better? Paul Simon”
5. “He’s easily one of my three favorite Garfunkels”
4. “3…2…1… Happy 1970!”
3. “We’re at an Art Garfunkel concert and he walks out!”
2. “Yes, grandma, we’ll ask him to autograph your chest”
1. “Why don’t you go Garfunk yourself?”