9. “I gotta sneeze”
8. “I wish I was in Mawmelle”
7. “Maybe I should go back to college”
6. “Oh, there goes a contact lens”
5. “I could really use a nap”
4. “Cramp!”
3. “There must be a better way to get a pole across a canyon”
2. “Oh, crap — my fly’s open”
1. “”I just want to live long enough to see my kids do something this dumb”