10. “Allow me to introduce the entire Danger family”
9. “My pants will be arriving shortly”
8. “Does this look like a bullseye rash?”
7. “It was never my intention to get caught”
6. “I’d like to thank my wives for standing here beside me”
5. “I’ll keep this short because I need to flee the country”
4. “I am so high right now”
3. “Florida law says: If I don’t like your questions, I can shoot you”
2. “I thought I said no fat chicks”
1. “Look at you sorry sons of bitches”