Letterman’s Top Ten Signs Your Country Is Too Fat

Top 1010. National bird is the Fried Chicken

9. Motto on currency reads: “You gonna finish that?”

8. Rule is divided among Prime Minister, Parliament, and a Dairy Queen

7. Flag features a steaming plate of ribs

6. Your president would never pardon a turkey

5. Official language has 50 words for “bacon”

4. You’re the only country drilling for olive oil

3. National pastime: labored breathing

2. It’s illegal to yell, “free cookies!” in a crowded theater

1. President is so fat, he’s also the Vice-President

 

 

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