9. “Come back tomorrow for a second coat”
8. “‘Biden’ on the left one, ‘2016’ on the right”
7. “Is this the line for ‘Mamma Mia’?”
6. “You’ve got my vote, Mr. Weiner”
5. “This guy wants undercoating”
4. “Bloomberg wants to ban large sodas, but this is okay?”
3. “How much just to paint my ass?”
2. “Are you hailing a cab or are you just glad to see me?”
1. “Mom?!”