9. “Hey! My injection arm!”
8. “At least the crowd stopped booing”
7. “Now I don’t have to strike out”
6. “More than anything, that hurt my feelings”
5. “I could really go for some popcorn” (video of Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod popcorn)
4. “Didn’t feel a thing – thank you steroids!”
3. “It’s like sleeping with Madonna”
2. “I don’t get paid enough to take this crap”
1. “I’m going to need a massage” (video of Biff massaging A-Rod)