Letterman’s Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Alex Rodriguez’s Mind At This Moment

Top 1010. “Ow-Rod!”

9. “Hey! My injection arm!”

8. “At least the crowd stopped booing”

7. “Now I don’t have to strike out”

6. “More than anything, that hurt my feelings”

5. “I could really go for some popcorn” (video of Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod popcorn)

4. “Didn’t feel a thing – thank you steroids!”

3. “It’s like sleeping with Madonna”

2. “I don’t get paid enough to take this crap”

1. “I’m going to need a massage” (video of Biff massaging A-Rod)

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