9. “Mmm, plankton!”
8. “Screw Florida, I’m swimming to San Francisco”
7. “Left, right, left, right, left, right”
6. “Now I know how Columbus felt when he swam from Europe to America”
5. “Whoops — dropped my keys”
4. “Did I wait 30 minutes after eating?”
3. “Have to remember to check myself for barnacles”
2. “Someone look out for Florida so I don’t hit my head”
1. “Still better than a Carnival cruise”