9. Spit on his desk
8. Blow and pop bubbles
7. Slam his computer to the ground
6. Dangle his mouthpiece from his mouth
5. Spit sunflower seeds onto the floor
4. Slide into the manager’s office
3. Place feet up on the desk during a staff meeting as though it were held in the bullpen.
2. Yell out, “Hey, rookie.”
1. Adjust his junk