“She is brilliant, she writes well, she speaks eloquently, she is zealous but not overly so, she is always prepared, she treats others, including her opponents, with civility and respect, she wears very short skirts and shows lots of her ample chest. I especially appreciate the last two attributes.”~ Federal Judge Richard Kopf, who acknowledges he has “been a dirty old man ever since I was a very young man. Except, that is, when it comes to my daughters [and other young women that I care deeply about].” Kopf offered some strange advice to women litigators in a piece posted to his personal blog on Tuesday: “don’t wear clothing that would cause ‘the female law clerks’ to call you ‘an ignorant slut behind your back.’”
