10. TV sportscasters are faking knowledge of soccer strategy.
9. The yellow card is actually a Phoenix parking ticket.
8. The best fan costume wins a date with Portugal’s Christiano Ronaldo
7. Bald players are not allowed to do headers.
6. The red stretchers used to take an injured player off the field are used as canoes in the offseason.
5. The uniform for the USA goalie is a different color than his teammates because it got mixed up in the laundry.
4. Each team has 7 orthopedic surgeons on the payroll.
3. If you’re caught offsides, your passport is stamped “I’m sorry, I was offsides.”
2. The netting on the goals was actually made with a 3D printer.
1. The ball is filled with methane from cow farts.
