[SATIRE] How to split Arizona into 10 states

states-of-arizona-topBy Matthew Hendley | Phoenix New Times

(Editor’s note: Opinion pieces are posted only for purposes of discussion.)

Now that there’s a plan to slice up California into six states, it’s time to unveil our plan to divide Arizona into multiple states.

Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the 10 states of Arizona:

10.) Baja Arizona

Description: This state has actually been proposed before, as a way to escape the general insanity of Arizona lawmakers.

Capital: Tucson

Governor: Current Congressman Raul Grijalva

Economic Activity: Businesses that are friendly toward immigrants.

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