10. Albert Einstein licks bagel crumbs from his chin.
9. The length of the tongue cubed divided by pi = 3. 294790.
8. Look officer, there’s no white powder.
7. Youtawkintome?
6. Nerd? I don’t know what that means.
5. The mc in e=MC2 is actually macaroni and cheese.
4. Hubba, hubba, look at that babe!
3. Too much meth.
2. It’s all relative.
1. Wow! Did you see that Ray Rice video?