- Jan Brewer: Write my next book: “What I Really Said to Obama at the Airport.”9
- Terry Goddard: To never, ever, run for public office again.
- Diane Douglas: To always use Spellcheker
- John McCain: To confess I don’t like beer.
- Barry Goldwater Jr: To put APS where the sun don’t shine.
- Juan Martinez: And the sun don’t shine on death row, Jodi.
- Arizona Department of Corrections Director Charles Ryan: To privatize lethal injections.
- Doug Ducey: To make absolutely sure I sign as Governor and the date is 2015.
- Danika Patrick: Renew my drivers license.
- Bruce Arians: To have a dozen synthetic, ready-to-wear anterior cruciate ligaments on hand in the locker room.
