9. Asked the salesman at a bookstore where the self-help section was. He said if he told me, it would defeat the purpose.
8. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
7. Is there another word for synonym?
6. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
5. How do they get deer to cross the road only at the yellow road signs?
4. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
3. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
2. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
1. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
*Taken from various sources