10. If you riot in the streets, you’ll have to deal with your mother.
9. Chipmunk hit and run
8. Hidden ball trick?
7. He took the team’s entire stock of Double Bubble.
6. “Won’t be shavin’ that side for a while.”
5. Never, ever question the ump’s balls and strikes
4. The D stands for Dentistry, and the A stands for Ache.
3. “The last thing I remember was pitching in Little League.”
2. Nickname: Moe Lhar
1. “Eh wan ta fank my pans for ahh der suppor derind dis bat tym.”