The “Women On 20s” organization says President Obama would merely need to instruct the Treasury secretary to change how bills are printed to immortalize women’s contributions to American society. Here’s our list of nominees:
10. Monica Lewinsky for bringing blue dresses back into fashion
9. Lizzie Borden for introducing fine cutlery
8. Aaronessa Rebecca Keaton of Arizona for founding The School of Rationalization. When told her 5-year-old had died in an auto wreck she allegedly caused, Keaton replied “s–t happens,” according to court records.
7. Rose Mary Woods for The Congressional Award for Preserving Historic Documents
6. Stripper Annabelle Battistella aka Fannie Foxe for setting the all-time record speed for swimming the Tidal Basin in Washington, D.C.
5. Eve for the popularization of apples
4. Bruce Jenner (Designation could not be made until 2017.)
3. Breanne Fahs, ASU associate professor of women and gender studies for freeing women from having to shave their armpits and legs
2. Pamela Anderson for becoming the first human clone of Dolly Parton
1. Could a case be made for Alice Cooper?
