10> Trumposia: psychotropic drug that convinces the patient he/she can be president of the United States
9> Yoteseze: for heartburn caused by hockey fights
8> Jawzcreme: for shark bites
7> Peeban: for overactive bladder
6> Supercodin: for migraine headaches caused by boss (might be habit-forming)
5> Stikdisjob: used to treat addiction to Supercodin
4> Nosnot: for post-nasal drip caused by allergy to cacti
3> Dislilpigy: to treat toenail fungus
2> Ziteen: for adolescent acne
1> A-rodium: masks PED use by athletes