By Phil Riske
10. Donald Trump – “I should have said, ‘Megyn, you are a fox . . . then added news.”
9. Jeb Bush – “I can’t believe Trump kissed my ass.”
8. Sen. Ted Cruz – “Thank God they didn’t bring up the denouncement of my Canadian citizenship.”
7. Sen. Marco Rubio – To appeal to the Kennedy libs, I should have pronounced it Cuber.”
6. Gov. John Kasich – “I might have overdone the father-mailman thing.”
5. Gov. Chris Cristie – “I should have hugged Rand.”
4. Gov. Scott Walker – I wonder if my bald spot showed.”
3. Dr. Ben Carson – “I should have listed working with Obamacare as government experience.”
2. Mike Huckabee – “Glad they didn’t ask about my great weight gain since last time. Probably ‘cause of Christie.”
1. Sen. Rand Paul – “ I think I’m going to hurl.”
