10. “Wildcats in the groin, go on 4”
9. “Check out the hot babe on the jumbotron.”
8. “Coach Graham’s breath today would knock a buzzard off a manure wagon.”
7. (To the receivers) “Hell with the game plan, just go long.”
6. “Trump wall, Sanders left, Bush crack-back, Fiorina trap 6 on hike.”
5. “Someone said Sparky is drunk today.”
4. “The assistants have put Red Bull in the Gatorade bucket.”
3. “We should have a heavy metal band instead of one that marches around with plumes on their head.”
2. “I heard President Crowe personally inspected the PSI in the balls.”
1. “The Adidas logo on the jock straps is a crackup!”
