10. Mike Ditka’s restaurant will serve free goat burgers for the rest of the year.
9. Cops will refuse kickbacks.
8. Steve Bartman will be elected president of the United States.
7. Mayor Richard Daley’s ghost will present the team with the Word Series rings.
6. Lake Michigan will turn green.
5. The “Windy City” will be renamed “Madden’s Madhouse.”
4. To celebrate the outfield wall at Wrigley Field, the University of Chicago and Northwestern University will become members of the Ivy League.
3. It will not snow on downtown for a year.
2. Mesa’s Sloan Park will be designated a National Historic Landmark.
1. A 17-story Harry Caray bobblehead will be placed in front of Willis (formerly Sears) Tower.
