- Sean Penn: Built a manufacturing plant in Mexico to produce colorful El Chapo tank tops.
- David Letterman: Made a list of 10 people he longer has to talk to.
- Cindy McCain: Bought Coors, Corona and Grey Goose
- Andy Tobin: Written a note to Gov. Ducey — “Take these jobs and shove them.
- Ted Cruz: What presidential campaign?
- Cave Creek Mayor Vince Francia: Made down payment on ownership of Scottsdale.
- Nevada rancher Clive Bundy: Had a week-long armed standoff with 20 IRS agents.
- Tyrann Mathieu: Arranged a 15-year supply of anterior cruciate ligaments.
- Governor Doug Ducey: Sent California Governor Jerry Brown a Smith & Wesson gift certificate.
- [A winner whose name has yet to be announced]: Denied he bought the winning ticket from a guy in a hoodie behind a Circle K, where he’d gone to gas up his state car.