Rose Law Group Top 10 Things These People Would Have Done Had They Won the $1.6B Powerball

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  1. Sean Penn: Built a manufacturing plant in Mexico to produce colorful El Chapo tank tops.
  1. David Letterman: Made a list of 10 people he longer has to talk to.
  1. Cindy McCain: Bought Coors, Corona and Grey Goose
  1. Andy Tobin: Written a note to Gov. Ducey — “Take these jobs and shove them.
  1. Ted Cruz: What presidential campaign?
  1. Cave Creek Mayor Vince Francia: Made down payment on ownership of Scottsdale.
  1. Nevada rancher Clive Bundy: Had a week-long armed standoff with 20 IRS agents.
  1. Tyrann Mathieu: Arranged a 15-year supply of anterior cruciate ligaments.
  1.  Governor Doug Ducey: Sent California Governor Jerry Brown a Smith & Wesson gift certificate.
  1. [A winner whose name has yet to be announced]: Denied he bought the winning ticket from a guy in a hoodie behind a Circle K, where he’d gone to gas up his state car.
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