10. Came up with brand new dirty words
9. Sang Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Goin’ On?”
8. Called Jimmy John’s
7. Sat in Phoenix voting lines
6. Read all of War and Peace
5. Started rumors Elvis was still alive and on his way over
4. Some millennials became Generation X
3. Played Scissors, Paper, Rock
2. Drew up “Reserved” signs to go look for a bathroom
1. Said it was better than having to go back to work