(Editor’s note: Karina Bland, a reporter with The Arizona Republic, wrote an article revealing she placed small ice packs in her bra to cool her body in the Arizona heat. Here are additional suggestions.)
10. Mass population dive into Lake Mead to raise the water level
9. Squirt gun fight for Tent City inmates
8. Nude hockey games
7. Hit a walk-off home run in an Arizona Summer League game.
6. Ice cubes in jock straps for players at Cardinals camp
5. Meat locker tours for vegans
4. Theater visit for “The Big Chill”
3. Trip to Bisbee, where it’s like really cool, dude
2. Follow tips on staying cool as published by Trump University
1. Ice cream suntan lotion