From the Rose Law Group Growlery
By Phil Riske | Senior Reporter/Writer
What was said, shouted and felt at the Republican and Democratic national conventions certainly confirmed just how polarized our country is — at least according to the candidates, their boosters and the media.
So, in the spirit of doing what I can do to melt the polarization, I’ve decided to spend the 100 days before the General Election getting off my butt and taking action to narrow differences that plague the American citizenry.
I will work a day for minimum wage.
I will fuel my car with coal.
I will pay for any medical charges out of my own pocket.
I will sell all my stock out of distrust for Wall Street.
As part of the 99%, I will do everything possible to become a millionaire.
I will surrender my gun.
I will watch Fox News.
I will agree with everyone’s political and religious beliefs.
I will tear down the wall separating my property from my neighbors.
I will pay my student loan.
I will not trade baseball cards with someone from China.
Finally, Republican motorists tend to pass on right, Democrats on the left. If either cuts me off in traffic, I will blow a kiss.
