10. I am extremely snockered.
9. GoFundMe Paid for My Philly Cheese Steak.
8. I found Waldo in Here.
7. Bill for First Dude
6. Whale Lives Matter.
5. Send Clean Underwear, Mom.
4. The Russians hacked the e-mail to my boyfriend
3. Waiting for PokemonGoAnywhere Speech
2. I Played Football for Trump U.
1. Raise the Minimum Wage (and Hemp Crops).