10. Professor of Statistics, specializing in crowd counting
9. Representing O.J. Simpson on his release from prison
8. General Manager, Philadelphia Phillies (32 wins 61 losses)
7. Director of Arizona Campaign to Legalize Haboobs
6. Cruise Director, “Retracing the Journey of the Titanic”
5. Curator, Political Wax Museum
4. Author: “Sean with the Wind”
3. Umpire, Republican Women’s Softball League
2. Kitchen Decorator, featuring his unique Spice Rack
1.Host, Saturday Night Live